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Aug. 24th, 2009

First post from Terok Nor!

This is being written upon my new laptop. There are a few issues with writing on a flat keyboard, but I am quickly adapting to it.

That is all. Until I am thinking beyond a girlish giggle, Guten Tag!

Aug. 23rd, 2009

Terok Nor

I have a new laptop. Finally guilted mom in to getting it. It's a Toshiba Satellite L500 series. 320 Gigs/3 Gig, 15.6 in screen.

From all the updating and stuff, I am so mentally worn out. Will finish transferring my crap to it tomorrow including my bookmarks and stories.
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Aug. 19th, 2009

Happy Birthday, TK

Well, since you never showed up in IM, I am forced to leave this message for you.

Happy birthday, darlin. I hope it was a great one and that you got everything you wanted.
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Aug. 17th, 2009

Health care? We don't need no sti...*Dies*

Well, that was quick. Here I thought that Obama would at least wait until Monday before he caved like a bitch to the Insurance and Republicans. Ooops, my mistake!

You know, if he would have done what he should have done, we would have not only a public option, we would have Universal Healthcare. Oh, I know, something like that should scare wittle ole me to deaff! Thanks to him and his staff not having the balls to not only call these mother fuckers out on their bullshit and lies, but to even stand up for themselves, the U.S. public will go without.

They keep mentioning that 50+ million people here are without healthcare. That's true, but it's probably a lot more. There's just a few things that that statistic doesn't cover. The people on VA health insurance plans, the people on Medicaide and Medicare. There are also V-Chip and other programs for children. Then there are the people who are covered by government programs not mentioned, those in prisons, government facilities, the immigration offices, those no-so-free clinics that the government runs. Did I forget to mention all those politicians who have free medical care for life? Throw all that out there and you get almost 200 million people.

There are 350 million people in the United States, Legally and Illegally, all are counted in that figure.

Now, we are down to 150 million people with insurance of some kind. Now, time to do a little math here, don't let the shouting from the "Grass Roots" Mob distract you. 85% of those people have substandard insurance. The standard being 'you get what you pay for, equal coverage for equal compensation' or in other words, they don't have a deductible that won't break them if they need to even look at a hospital, much less visit one. Their coverage is a joke and is useful only to provide false peace of mind. They've been scared in to buying these bullshit policies that don't really give them any protection (and these days, you need protection from both the doctor's bills and the health insurance industry itself).

So, kiddies, what does that leave us? 22.5 million people who have an HMO that determines when they live or die. Oh, they didn't tell you? Your insurance may seem golden, the premiums might actually be reasonable, but there are enough loopholes in a standard contract to fight you on until whatever is killing your ass actually wins. Then, in that case, your bills become a moot problem, just like you. Kudos, darling!

These are not some fantasy I made up. Yes, I've done gross generalizations, but to anyone with half a brain the truth is obvious.

As anyone who has been paying attention knows how this thing played out, there were several mistakes made. The first being allowing those blood sucking parasites in the Insurance Industry to continue. This is a sick and twisted industry founded upon the fears of stupid people and allowed to grow fat from bullying scare tactics. You know, if someone came in to your store and told you "You're going to die, if you don't pay me money to 'protect you' from your problems, it will harm both you and your family" they would be arrested and charged with Racketeering. Allowing this quiet "do you want to suffer financial ruin if you happen to get sick" racket to continue has stolen billions of dollars and countless lives.

What Obama should have done was declared war on the Insurance Industry. Everyone knows they did on him. He could have stood as a figure of justice, putting an end to decades of fear mongering and oppression. Instead, he quietly smiled and said 'I believe in the American People and their ability to think rationally about healthcare reform'. There is no rationality to a mob. Just look at the protesters, they brought guns and knives, they've hung people in effigy! They've faked violent attacks to get sympathy, they've declared the president an illegal alien and compare him to the worst war criminal in history. You should have sent in the police the moment these people started to disrupt the democratic process of debates and dialog between a representative and their constituents (which, you know, is technically a crime).

Mr. President, I know you will never read this, but that isn't the point. You were placed in a position of power to listen to the majority of the people, to not only represent us but to make the decisions that best protect us. By cow-toeing to these lunatics and their corporate masters, you have failed in your job. Worse yet, you have betrayed your oath.

Each night I go to bed hoping I don't get sick. I'm one of those 50+ million Americans who doesn't have health insurance (or a job to pay for it). You can comfort yourself with whatever lies that help you sleep better at night, but when you wake up, a few more of us who could have survived the night with proper health care will be gone.

Aug. 16th, 2009

Sga/Bsg fic 3/3

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Sga/bsg Fic 2/3

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SGA/BSG Fic

EDIT: Betaed! It is now safe to read.

Title: Twice In A Lifetime
Author: Lopaka Tanu
Disclaimer: I do not own BattleStar Galactica or StarGate: Atlantis.
Characters: Gaeta, Lorne, Caldwell, Sheppard, Weir, Rodney, Woolsey Hermiod, Carson, Teyla, and Kate Heightmeyer.
Words: 23,232
Prompt: Galactica jumps to alien planet, is destroyed. SGA rescues.
Fandom: StarGate: Atlantis/BattleStar Galactica
Pairing: Pre-Lorne/Gaeta
Rating: Teen
Warnings: Language, Violence, Character Deaths.
Summary: After rescuing a group of strangers from a debris field, Lorne and the rest of Atlantis become embroiled in a three millennia old mystery that leaves them asking who can they trust.
Author's Note: More SGA style than BSG, which means it tends to be humorously bad in parts.
Spoilers: BSG 2x09; SGA 3x06
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Aug. 15th, 2009

I am so shot.

Been writing for several days in a row now, but I am only now hitting my stride. It has been three days since my brother and his wife and kid left. It has taken this long to actually get back in the hang of things. If the damn grand kids can stay away, I might actually get a fic that isn't Dean/Castiel finished.

I plan on working on my SGA/BSG fic today. It is due tomorrow, thanks to a day's extension in the time. The StarTrek fic was due today, but I met the minimum and the deadline in my own special way. Basically, I posted an incomplete fic there. I know, half ass, but there are just too many stories I have to write and not enough time to do it in.

Add to that the DS9/M7 fic I also started a couple weeks ago and you've got a recipe for brain melting.

Oh, and did I forget to mention, I am having Evil Eureka plot bunnies? Mpreg bunnies. *Shudders* Why do people have to call them plot bunnies? I hate rabbits. They make my skin crawl.

I need to read more Terminator: Salvation Kyle/Markus fic. I am seriously addicted to that pairing. It's like crack and meth to me, I read everything that's longer than 2000 words. For those not in the know, I avoid anything less than 10k words unless it is crack fic or there are no other fics in that fandom. Luckily, these few authors who write it specialize in long stories. *Flicks nose* Got any? *Twitches*

Aug. 13th, 2009

Out of my mind, they are gone!

I am slowly going out of my mind. All the 'guests' have gone home. The cat is driving me nuts between trying to kill my birds, trying to tear the pictures off the mantel, and trying to poison the air with the smell of his shit, I am not very happy with him.

Slowly going insane. I think I will go to bed now before I lose all form of coherent thoughts.
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I'm stuck.

Bloody hell, I'm stuck with this StarTrek Fic. I have the ideas on paper, I just can't get them written. I don't feel like it. Damn it, this shouldn't be about feeling like it when I want to do it. These stories are interesting, so it isn't that I am bored. I hate this feeling. I don't think it is actually writers block because I know where it wants to go.

Oy!
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Aug. 11th, 2009

Off With His Nuts!

The cat is at the vet. We took him there with his nuts intact. When we go to pick him up this after noon, we won't be bringing them back.

Au revoir, testies!
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Aug. 10th, 2009

Yo, fuck you, Bob Barker...

Tomorrow the cat goes to get the cruelest cut of all.

His pain will be but for a little while. Good bye, Scruggs Nuts! You'll not be missed by anyone but my cat.

Mwa hahahahaha!
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Aug. 7th, 2009

Have you lost your damn mind?

Supernatural. Casting Paris Hilton in an episode. Erik Kripke, have you lost your damn mind? Seriously. I'm so fucking pissed I don't even care if I misspelled his name.

Because, seriously, fuck you guys.

Pretty in Pink...and Black.

John Hughes gave us many memorable movies about teenage life in the eighties. Many of them are considered classics today.

You were a great man. Thank you for being who you were.

Rest in Peace.
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5 Hours, you call this medical care?

A note to all you assholes who think medical reform is bad thing or worse. I just got home from 5 hours in the emergency room with my sister in law. She went in with a UTI, but because there were pot heads who had gotten in a stupid accident, we had to wait. Even if their case was worse, this shit would never have happened in a country where universal health care was available. It just doesn't happen.

Why? Because in those countries their doctors care about their work and their patients, not a fucking pay check.

Also, how bad is it that I had to go out and remind the doctor and nurses that we were there and my sister in law needed reassurance that she wasn't forgotten about? How hard is it to take two minutes to stop by patient rooms and explain "we are a little backed up, but you are on the list, don't worry"? Obviously pretty fucking hard.
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Aug. 5th, 2009

Okay...What?

Did these two not see 'The Producers'?

I swear, some people are just fucking stupid.

More Life Kicking Me

I don't remember everything I wanted to put here. So I will put it in brief.

Not getting anything for watching kids. Sure, I got promised a bunch of shit, but nope.

Yesterday we came a hair's breadth away from having our house blown away in some hellacious winds. As it was, I had several huge limbs and trash to pick up. Good thing, mom's work lost power and she had to come home. If she hadn't gone in, they wouldn't have given her paid 4 hours. She was sick yesterday and needed the rest.

Cracked the corner of my cheap ass plastic tub the other day and had dad put on a putty patch. Putty coming away where it was over the floor, but not away from the crack so far. Thank goodness.

Between the family being here, the weather, the kids, and everything else I am spread really thin. There's more shit, but I am forgetting it because I don't want to remember.

I'll handle it later, right now I am going to get a shower.
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Aug. 3rd, 2009

Monsters On The Run!

Those bastards took off for the Casino and left me with the kids!

Clarification: Sister in law tried to leave for Texas yesterday, but she couldn't make it and had an emotional breakdown. She came back with her husband who had gone to meet her. Last night they asked me if I would watch the kids while they went last night, they decided against it because it was so late already and they were worn out. I agreed if the bribed me.

Today, they were in the middle of getting ready when I got up. After a general WTF, you are leaving me with the kids, NFW moment, I agreed to watch them but only if they fucking pay for it later.

They had better, because I did not agree to do this without payment last night. I certainly am not watching these kids for free today. It's bad enough that whore that calls itself my sister has grossly taken advantage of us for years without payment. Oh, I am so fucking pissed over that, I want to knock her head and ass together.

So, I am stuck here with the kids for god knows how long. All I can say is that they had better make it worth my while or I am going to raise some holy hell.
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Aug. 1st, 2009

My feet! My feet!

For the past two days I have been cleaning this house and taking care of the yard. That includes doing small shit like dusting everything (pictures, tables, the mantel) and shampooing the rugs. I've vacuumed so many times the carpet confessed.

I've helped cook, prepare, and clean up.

The yard now has shiny new red rubber tire mulch around our plants on top of black lawn tarp. Have harvested from the garden again. Pulled weeds.

I hate parties. The prep will kill you.
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Jul. 29th, 2009

Okay, I've died from laughing!

How does a gay drive-by go down?

He throws a handful of skittles out of the car window and says "Taste The Rainbow, Bitch!"


Oh, those gays, what will they think up next?

Jul. 28th, 2009

To Catch A Thief....

Cut for Major Family Drama )

In the words of those stupid macros: Fucked up family is fucked up!

Will get right on it.

Been writing like a bandit on this SGA/BSG fic for the past few days. I am 125 words from 10,000 and I am still 2 parts from complete. Oy! What is it with me and runaway plots? At least this one is making sense.

I signed up for a round of T-31, because I will participate in every successful round. It is considered successful if there is a fic produced, even if it is only mine. Yes, that means I will have to have another fic produced by the 15th of August. It's the StarTrek one, so, that won't be difficult to write. I already have the plot/outline written out.

No, this does not mean I will be pushing back that M7/DS9 fic. I still plan on writing it before the StarTrek Redux fic. That means in the next 18 days I will be finishing 3 fics. Oh joy!

Happy Happy, Joy Joy!

Shoot me and make sure my zombie ass stays dead this time!
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Jul. 25th, 2009

Wow, a week

It's been a week since I last posted here. Wow. Time went by quickly.

My brother is home from Texas/The Army. He is going to help me get my license when he comes back later on in the week. Hopefully I can get it done.

Have over 3000 words written on that SGA/BSG fic. Still a little lost on where to go with it.

Not much else to say. It stormed. I watched TV. The kids but for the fuck headed nephew are gone. Basically, nothing ever really changed.

Jul. 19th, 2009

Delays and Writing.

The SPN Rogue Angels fic has been delayed with my beta because her eyes are bad. Obviously, she will have it done when she gets new glasses. *Shakes fists* You better! LMAO

It's not a problem, I still have several weeks. My Lorne fic for the Lorne Slashathon is being written as I write this. Mentally, of course, I cannot type in two places at once, I am not that talented. Or am I? Nope. Still got only two arms. That one growing out of my ass hasn't quite formed an elbow yet.

In the works: A M7/DS9 fic. I have been day dreaming about what to include in that one. For you Vin/Ezra fans, you're not going to like it. Ezra is not the type to settle down and Vin isn't... well, you'll just have to wait. Heehee.

Also, a possible StarTrek 11 fic. Spock/Chekov, pon farr of course. It would be around 10,000 words.

Another possible fic is a Doctor Horrible Sing Along Blog fic. Horrible/Hammer, of course. I am all about Villain/Hero slash there. Horrible needs Hammer to dominate him, mmmm, dom/sub fic. No bondage, sorry, TK.
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Monkey, this is agent Honeydew.

Greetings retarded plants every where. Your master has arrived and I am calling you idiots out. No more will you be allowed to get away with half ass growing. If I can resurrect a plant with only one green stem, I can make you whole again!

IE: The three mugo pines I planted last week are perking right up!

In other plant news, non retarded plant edition: I have a new Wax Plant. Hoya Carnosa, AKA A Wax Plant, not a fake weed. It is a hanging basket that is so beautiful and takes low level of lighting and watering. I love it already.

The garden has yielded 3 green tomatoes for frying. I am about to have to go out there and harvest more Collard Greens, because they have come back with a vengeance. Damned things. My okra is growing well. I love the flowers on it, I might have to plant some for ornamental purposes next year. Cucumber count is up to 30 so far. Greenbeans, 3 lbs. Bell Peppers? 6, three of them look more like chili peppers than bell.

We have installed stone circles around several places in the front yard, gotten a plastic fence to block the wind on one. It is almost done, just need more stones to replace that cheap plastic fencing and mulch for it all. Gonna need a tonne of mulch.

Planted a Crepe Myrtle in the center of the property. Hope it does well. Also put in a Ruby Lake Currant, I think is the name. That brings the type of fruit bearing plants to 1 Plum, 3 Peaches, 3 Pears, 3 Apples, 1 Cherry, 1 Black Cherry, 15+ Black Berries, 10 Blue Berries, and 1 Currant. We have 2 Black Walnuts and 1 Hickory as well.

The maple tree has gone nuts. It is now almost 10 feet in diameter. Well over that tall. I am so proud.

This ends our farm report.
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Jul. 16th, 2009

Done! It's finished!

I have completed my final Dean/Castiel Supernatural fic. I do not plan on ever writing another. This is just too crazy for me!

Of course, this probably means I'll be writing another before the year is out given my track record.

It's at 5200 words if anyone is interested. The thing also sucks. I cannot write a good plot to these prompts in this current mood I am in. I did the best I could given the circumstances, though.

Oy. Well, that is off to my beta and I am off to write my BSG/Atlantis fic. Wish me luck. At least there I know of the plot and fandom enough to be completely comfortable.
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Jul. 13th, 2009

Tired

I am tired of having to deal with drama and life. Everything can just go fuck off. I am going to do what I feel like from now on.

Been working so fucking hard lately on everything I just can't do it any more. Things will get done when I am damn good and ready to work on them. Fics, planting, dishes, the kids, all of it can wait on me for a change.
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Jul. 10th, 2009

Update!

I am off today and tomorrow, be back sometime tomorrow afternoon/night. Where am I going? To gamble, darlings, to gamble. I promise not to bring anything back.

A full day of gambling sounds like relaxing work, I hope so.

Anywho, I will get back to posting the second half of "Take A Bow" to multi_fiction and the other places Sunday, may be Saturday night. Why I haven't done so before now? Didn't feel like it. So much shit has been happening the first day I forgot. The second day, well, that was when I caught a bad case of the "don't give a fucks". Well, that will all change tomorrow, dears, I promise.

In the mean time, I have been working on a couple exciting new projects. Only one of them, however, can be viewed before next month. Sorry, fic-exchange rules.

As for T-31....Bang!, that's T minus 31, the next round will be set up some time by say, Monday. Prompts for the next round will be accepted for a week from the starting point. All the old prompts from the last round will be included, minus those I've written of course. I know of at least 1. Will have to check for others.

Got an idea for a new Trek fic. Chekov/Spock. TK, don't hit me. You knew I was perverted when I told you about it.

Got an idea for the next M7/DS9 fic too. Will get on it soon, promise.

Let's see, anything else of importance that needs to be announced? Got poison ivy, it itches. Dairy gives me bad gas cramps. Stephen Colbert is funny, the other late night hosts are not. Rachel Maddow finally looks healthy enough to be back on TV, after 3 days, it's about time. And last but not least....
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Jul. 8th, 2009

Harvesting!

Have I told you guys how much I hate harvesting greens? They have tiny thorns, they scratch, and it stinks. Then you have to pull the leaves off, wash off the bug poison, drain them, remove the undesirables and grass, finally, stuff them in a baggie until you have salt pork to cook them with.

I hate this process. It stinks and it is tedious. I don't even eat the nasty things. Screwy process!

Creative Differences

Okay, I am at an impasse. I am starting two fics at once and thinking about a third one. You might think this would leave me congested and confused. You'd be wrong. It is burn out from that last fic that has my brain in auto-lock mode. That and these god damned kids.

I am sick of it. I am tired of them getting in to every fucking thing. They destroy everything, I literally cannot keep a clean piece of silverware and we have over 100 pieces. My living room floor looks like an emptied rubish bin, you know, with all the tiny shit stuck to it and left behind. And then the ignoring you and making a mess. Then, when they do something, it is half assed. We get this from our government and people wonder why. They refuse to eat what I make them, no matter what it is, I do not burn food, it is them!

Then there is that 14 yo cunt fuck. He is one more smart remark away from picking his ass up off the floor. He is so fucking lucky he went to his dad's today or I would have beaten him.

I am just about ready to snap. It's no wonder I am griping at my parents and can't focus on a fic long enough to get more than a sentence written at a time.
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Jul. 4th, 2009

Something about this campaign smells fishy.

Apparently someone finally did it. The people behind it either are really fucking dense or they are the best marketing geniuses out there.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, the fish taco.

I shit you not. Long John Silver's, you officially win.

Take A Bow 2/2

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Take a Bow 1/2

Title: Take A Bow
Author: Lopaka Tanu
Disclaimer: I do not own Supernatural.
Characters: Dean, Sam, Castiel, Bobby, Anna.
Words: 20200
Prompt: 2. Post-apocalyptic or end of the world scenario. For [info]stageira
Beta: Thank you to my Muse, Beta and Corrections Officer, [info]kira_bouviea
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Spoilers: Immediately Post 4x22: 'Lucifer Rising'.
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Language, Violence, Character Death, Angelic Violence, Dean Angst, Dean Centric, Implied Adult Situations.
Summary: Dean is the instrument that stops the apocalypse. There are consequences.
Author's Note: There are general WTF moments that are explained by the end.
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Jul. 2nd, 2009

Correction: Beta!

I have just sent the fic off to my alpha reader Beta. Apparently she has accepted the inevitable and just decided to fix all my mistakes. Mwa hahahahaha. I broke her! I BROKE HER! Now, who else to force a fic off on to. Hmmmm.

Are you being served...in heaven?

Mollie Sugden. Our beloved Mrs Slocombe. 87 years was not enough. Your time card is being retired dear, meet you on the top floor.
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Finished that blast fic this morning.

The principle part of the writing has been completed. At over 20,000 words this has been the longest Supernatural fic I have ever written. This is Big bang size fic here, people. I think I will curl up in die.

I'll edit it when I get it back from my alpha reader (read: cheerleader/nit-picker). It might add words, might remove. Either way, this is going to be a long editing session. Bloody hell, this is probably the last free form Supernatural fic I write. The rest will only be responses to official challenges that include deadlines. Geesh!

Jul. 1st, 2009

Step right up, take your turn on the wheel of death.

Today that I know of:

Karl Malden - Age 97.
Harve Presnell - Age 75.

Yesterday we had a bad comedian.

What the hell?

For those of you who don't know who I'm talking about by name, Presnell played Mr. Parker on "The Pretender".

Who's next? If someone out there is hexing famous people I like, stop it! If you're hexing people I don't, I suppose you can stop it...right after you take out the people at Fox News and everyone even remotely associated with the production of The Hills.

That's a joke...or was it?
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The Cracked Cake Caper!

Did you know that boxed cakes hate it when you improvise? Yeah, throwing in a handful of unsweetened chocolate chips, then dumping the mixture in your bunt pan really creates something, shall we say, interesting.

I cooked it the prerequisite time, and the cake came out completely cooked like it was supposed to. It also came out cracked like a Ming vase sent first class via the USPS. I pulled the center from my ancient bunt pan and the cake came out. It was very easy to get off the center too, as it quite literally fell apart.

So, there I was with a cake in several pieces rapidly cooking. I needed to act fast to salvage my monstrosity. Using deductive reasoning, I placed the cooling parts together in their proper order, filling in the cracks with crumbs to support them. The melted chocolate chips acted like glue, but they needed a little help.

Enter confectioner's cement!

Did you know, that if you mix cake crumbs and frosting, you get a pretty stable and passable mortar? A little lesson from my grandmother. Well, armed with my 'cement' and a butterknife, I filled in the sagging and broken parts. Then I had to wait until it cooled.

Dad got up in the meantime. Since we have no more cakes, we agreed I had to salvage this cake for my mom's work. That's when I remembered something else my grandmother taught me.

"Frosting will forgive a multitude of sins."

Isn't it fascinating that if you have enough confectioner's cement and frosting, you can basically turn a cracked bunt cake in to a giant iced donut? A little care and extra icing around those delicious mistakes can cover them like they never even existed. Smooth it all out, then top with sprinkles and those poor, hungry bastards have no idea how badly you screwed up.

Bon appetite!

Jun. 26th, 2009

Because TK did it.

I am now in the business of reccing a vid. That's right a vid. If you have a processor that can handle youtube videos on the site, here is something for you.

Buffy (vampire slayer) vs. Edward (the sparkly vampire).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM

Ranting About the coverage of Michael Jackson's Death.

This is just fucking ridiculous. All these random people who basically knew nothing about the poor man are being interviewed and boosted as if they are important. I don't give a fuck about some idiot's opinion who met MJ at a funeral 5 years ago or a cunt faced director that directed him for one pepsi commercial who thought passing out after having caught his hair on fire was an indication of a what a freak he would later become. I suppose it's better than the fucking black editor of Rolling Stone smiling and sounding like he won the lottery being interviewed by Anne Curry who can't decide if Michael is going to perform again or has performed his last by his tenses. These random assholes have no business being on the television. And you ghoulish fucking reporters who devoted the last 10 hours completely to covering every single blemish on his record should all be ashamed of yourselves. And a special screw you to Keith Olberman, you should know better.

Rest in peace, Michael, at least you will never have to know again the nightmare that has been your life thanks to piranha.

Jun. 25th, 2009

Thrilled To Death!

Wow, 2 in one day. Michael Jackson has thrilled his last audience. Rest in peace, sweet Prince of Pop.

To all you other embattled stars, watch out!
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To Another Angel.

Good night and rest easy, Ms. Fawcett. We will always love you, Angel.
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Jun. 23rd, 2009

Cue Music!

*Holds kitten up in Lion King pose.*

May I introduce you to Scruggs. She is in the same design as my other cats, black stripes over a gray and black body. With the recent passing (assumed since they've been gone for over a week) of my cats, I got a new kitten today.

Ohiyu Neko!
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Jun. 21st, 2009

We're back...sorta.

I have satellite again. Not feeling all that hopeful about it now.

More and more I find myself longing for the deep silence of a midnight snow field. With heavy snow flakes falling slowly and my own foot steps the only sound. I guess this means I'm not back up to snuff just yet?

Huntersglenn: Been a while since I heard from you. You doing okay?
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Jun. 20th, 2009

Digital TV

Dear all the people behind Digital TV,

Go fuck yourself. You call this shit better? Where are all these channels I used to get without an antenna you said I could with the new digital one? 1. I get 1. It blotches up like a poorly encoded download. So, I reiterate, Go fuck yourself.

Sincerely,
Me

Jun. 19th, 2009

Satellites Are Falling!

Well, actually, it is the trampoline that fell. It came some how out of the very back yard, passed the walnut tree, barn, and garage to hit the house. That is over 100 feet it flew. God damned storm. When it hit the house, it bent the gutters up and put a small hole in the corner. But that is not the worst of it. It hit our satellite dish. The thing has been bent all out of whack. We would definitely need a new part or two. Thankfully, the other house on our property we once had Dishnetwork in too. Now, we have a spare satellite dish.

The repair dude is coming on Sunday. 36 hours without satellite. I can do that. I've gone 2 weeks without it before.

If you hear of some crazed gun toting maniac picking off people that annoy her, pay no attention. *Walks off whistling*
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Jun. 18th, 2009

I have a new asylum!

In conjunction with my co-mods [info]tabakat and [info]peja, I have helped put together a new prompts asylum.

[info]alikelyscenario

This combines a general challenge with five prompts in to something new. You select a scenario to base your fics around, and then write 5 ficlets/stories around the 5 prompts. Sounds fun, right?

There are no fandom limits. No word limits. You can choose any fandom and/or pairing to write your fics in.

Come on over and give us a look.
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Jun. 16th, 2009

Geology is pornographic.

Thrust faults. Vibrates up and down. Professor of Seismology (pronounced Size-mall-Oh-gee).

Just listening to this program on the National Geographic Channel, I'm only catching bits and pieces of the narrative. What I'm hearing, though, has me cracking up. I know, a dirty mind, but still.

Jun. 15th, 2009

Okay, saw the movie.

Please remind me why I wanted to see it so badly? Please.
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That aside, slash factor 7. I already have ideas. Nothing that I am willing to do until I get my current fics in order, mind you. Still, it's nice to know I can see a silver lining in JJ Abrams stink fest.

I'm renting Terminator Salvation from netflix. Fuck the movies, they are way too expensive for this level of schlock.
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To boldly go....

I'm off to boldly go where everyone else in the world has already gone. TO SEE THE TREK MOVIE!

Here I go!
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